So...Sweet
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: pretty good
You: just got back from a death eater meeting
You: with the "oh great dark lord"
Stranger: o cool
Stranger: i missed it tonight
You: I mean he thinks he can just treat my family like shit
Stranger: we still keeping the muggles and mudbloods down?
You: He USED my son to piss me off
You: that just says something about his self esteem
You: He is obviously jealous of me
Stranger: o yea
Stranger: he thinks just because he was incorporeal for years he can do whatever the hell he wants
You: keep this on the down low
You: but his name is hella gay
Stranger: i know right?
You: I learned that term from a muggle a few minutes ago
Stranger: Tom Riddle is a cooler name that that VOL...... shit
You: what?!
You: is he there?
Stranger: no
You: oh phew
Stranger: i didnt wanna type his whole name
You: shit its okay
Stranger: my keyboard might go gay on me
You: haha.
You: thats a good one
You: he is such a faggot
You: like he doesnt even GET with bellatrix ever
You: she is like all over him
You: and if i wasnt married to her sister
You: i would tap that
You: like no other
Stranger: hey, you didnt hear this from me, but i heard from a fortune teller that that potter kid is gonna beat him again. With some weak ass expeliarmus spell
You: god damn
Stranger: i mean, thats like hogwarts first day crap
You: i know shit
Stranger: If I wasnt a legacy death eater, id change sides
Stranger: you know what..... Im doing it
You: dude samesies
You: oh come on man
Stranger: totally
You: they cant go around killin people
You: though
You: ill miss you
Stranger: o yeah....
Stranger: lets go rogue!
Stranger: not join either side!
You: yeah man
You: thatll be some good stuff
Stranger: we can be way tougher than voldermort!
You: FUCK YEAH.
You: i mean if a kid can take him down
You: so can we
You: shit
You: lets do that
You: tonight?
You: wait
You: now
You: no*
Stranger: and potter is a pushover! we will just go straight for his friends, instead of taking forever and a day with some sutpid plan to knock off some 16 year olds!
You: i am busy
You: i gotta get my hair bleached
Stranger: hermione is always the one to figure it out
Stranger: lets get her first
You: yeah totally
Stranger: you get your hair done
Stranger: call me tomorrow
You: ok
Stranger: and we will rule this shit
You: yeah ill send you an owl
Stranger: awesome
You: fuck yeah
You: ok
You: i gotta go
Stranger: ok man
You: ill have my owl see you out
Stranger: fight the powers that be!
You: later
You: oh god
You: yeah dude muggle music rocks
You: oh and what happens if we fail?
Stranger: we wont! its a bunch of kids! the teachers never do anything! they leave it in the hands of the *chosen one*
You: yeh kay so peace out
You: my wife is comin home
You: soon
You: and i gotta go buy my prick of a son a new broom stick
You: the spoiled bastard
Stranger: damn kids
You: peace out
