July 2010
9 posts
I can't get off 4chan nor gaia.
Summer is making me a loser. :(
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I want a Mac.
I kind of don’t want to go back to school
Well I am back.
This time.. for seriously I am so not gonna abandon.
April 2010
12 posts
Why is it that all of a sudden I have become...
I wanna go to these musical festivals.
Rothbury.
But unfortunatly this has not been scheduled for this year. Boo.
Pitchfork
and
Lolla
OKAY SO THE WANT FOR THE FB IS BACK.
Aight. So I am gonna peace out. Bye.
Meh at boredom. I wanted to go to Chicago. But no. I am not. Because my friends suck. I might as well have hung out with my brother and grandparents.
My Mom And I
Mom: Nicole! I want to see that movie...
Nicole: What.. movie Mom?
Mom: Clash...... Of The TIT-ans. BWAHAHAHA
Nicole: Wow. You are really mature. So mature I think you should shut up.
BITCH BITCH BITCH.
Stupid Best Friend you are.
Also I am a little sad about quitting my facebook.
So I am back...
March 2010
1 post
Boo you Whore.
So I haven’t been on in a while. I tried this thing where I tried to leave my house and see things. But it hasn’t been working out so well. I am in fact now going to be back online and posting a hell of a lot. So I better be appreciated as a independent sandwhich making woman. Well anyway. I am glad to be back. Actually you knows what is funny? Well I doubt you care. But I keep coming...
February 2010
12 posts
I love speech class
So much fun. Overwhelming ammount of fun
This is HOT →
Me: i havent seen you in a long time
Him: yea, dont worry, we'll be reunited this weekend
Me: like when those kids reunite and summon captain planet
Him: yeaa.....
Me: or like unleash lupin's werewolf
Him: i dont see how thats relevant
Me: Oh but I do
Am I the only one who didn't watch Lost last...
(via changingtosavemylife)
YEAH YOU ARE.
My Name is awesome
Too much time on my hands
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, let's not waste each others time and get to the point, which one are you:
A. Just bored and will do anything
B. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
C. Male (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
D. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a guy
E. Female (not horny) wants to talk to a girl
F. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a guy
G. Male (horny) wants to talk/cam with a girl
H. Female (horny) wants to talk/cam with a guy
I. Female (horny) wants to talk/cam with a girl
You: J. Dark Lord who is always up for some fun.
Replace part of your tumblr name with 'cum'.
lemonjello:
captainhowdy:
iateyourkid:
iateyourcum
captaincum
cumjello.
Abusivefatcum
So...Sweet
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: pretty good
You: just got back from a death eater meeting
You: with the "oh great dark lord"
Stranger: o cool
Stranger: i missed it tonight
You: I mean he thinks he can just treat my family like shit
Stranger: we still keeping the muggles and mudbloods down?
You: He USED my son to piss me off
You: that just says something about his self esteem
You: He is obviously jealous of me
Stranger: o yea
Stranger: he thinks just because he was incorporeal for years he can do whatever the hell he wants
You: keep this on the down low
You: but his name is hella gay
Stranger: i know right?
You: I learned that term from a muggle a few minutes ago
Stranger: Tom Riddle is a cooler name that that VOL...... shit
You: what?!
You: is he there?
Stranger: no
You: oh phew
Stranger: i didnt wanna type his whole name
You: shit its okay
Stranger: my keyboard might go gay on me
You: haha.
You: thats a good one
You: he is such a faggot
You: like he doesnt even GET with bellatrix ever
You: she is like all over him
You: and if i wasnt married to her sister
You: i would tap that
You: like no other
Stranger: hey, you didnt hear this from me, but i heard from a fortune teller that that potter kid is gonna beat him again. With some weak ass expeliarmus spell
You: god damn
Stranger: i mean, thats like hogwarts first day crap
You: i know shit
Stranger: If I wasnt a legacy death eater, id change sides
Stranger: you know what..... Im doing it
You: dude samesies
You: oh come on man
Stranger: totally
You: they cant go around killin people
You: though
You: ill miss you
Stranger: o yeah....
Stranger: lets go rogue!
Stranger: not join either side!
You: yeah man
You: thatll be some good stuff
Stranger: we can be way tougher than voldermort!
You: FUCK YEAH.
You: i mean if a kid can take him down
You: so can we
You: shit
You: lets do that
You: tonight?
You: wait
You: now
You: no*
Stranger: and potter is a pushover! we will just go straight for his friends, instead of taking forever and a day with some sutpid plan to knock off some 16 year olds!
You: i am busy
You: i gotta get my hair bleached
Stranger: hermione is always the one to figure it out
Stranger: lets get her first
You: yeah totally
Stranger: you get your hair done
Stranger: call me tomorrow
You: ok
Stranger: and we will rule this shit
You: yeah ill send you an owl
Stranger: awesome
You: fuck yeah
You: ok
You: i gotta go
Stranger: ok man
You: ill have my owl see you out
Stranger: fight the powers that be!
You: later
You: oh god
You: yeah dude muggle music rocks
You: oh and what happens if we fail?
Stranger: we wont! its a bunch of kids! the teachers never do anything! they leave it in the hands of the *chosen one*
You: yeh kay so peace out
You: my wife is comin home
You: soon
You: and i gotta go buy my prick of a son a new broom stick
You: the spoiled bastard
Stranger: damn kids
You: peace out
I <3
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I am currently in study. And there is a girl in my group and she is annoying the FUCK outta me. She is so dumb and annoying… She keeps talking so annoying…
Reblog if you're a bee.
(via dashafterdash)
January 2010
63 posts
WHY WONT THE REAL SLIM SHADY STAND UP?!
New obsession with Eminem
look at that fucking hipster →
When I was a baby…
I happened to be a baby.
http://abusivefatchick.blogspot.com/ →
This war is ending and all of our troops are coming home.
– President Obama
Why can't we be more radical?
I so wish everyone could just be like in the sixties and just fuckin force the government to do what we want.